Contest!!!

The Rules!
1. Submit an illustration of any stanza of "Seeds of Love". Remember that this is for kids, so 1a. Nothing lascivious, and 1b. Bright colors help!

2. Two entries are allowed per person.

3. Contest will end either when we reach 10 entrants OR March 1st, 2009 (subject to change, but not likely). If we get 10 people to participate before then, contest will be closed early.

4. If under three entries are submitted by the contest end date, the grand prize will be null and void. Condolence prizes will be awarded to those who put out an effort.

The Prizes!
Grand Prize: Your artwork will be submitted to the various publishers along with my manuscript of "Seeds of Love". Please understand this is not a guarantee of publication! I can't force a publisher to accept the book. However, publication will be at no cost to you. So basically...getting your artwork published for free when/if (when...think positive...when...) a company accepts the manuscript for publication.

First Prize: One-month subscription to DA and a print of your choice from your Wishlist. If you don't have a Wishlist, prize is a three-month subscription.

Second Prize: Journal feature with three pieces of your choice.


Commission Info

I am ONLY accepting written commissions (no crappy drawings, sorry), but they can be ANYthing written. I have no scruples about this, if you need a poem or term paper written for a class and you have no ideas or no time or just plain don't feel like doing it, contact me. We'll work something out.

Poems: $10 flat rate, any style or form, with the exception of
Haiku: $5 single haiku
Short Story: $25, five to twenty pages
Novelette: $50, twenty-five to seventy-five pages
Novel: $250, eighty to one hundred and fifty pages
(Anything beyond is up for negotiation)
Term Papers
Type A: All research/notes are completed by the commissioner. $5 per page.
Type B: Research/notes are done by me. $15 per page.

Any and all other types of writing assignments/projects will be considered upon discussion with me.



Who's whoring? I'm whoring. I am now accepting commissions.

But why? you may say.

I. Need. The. Money.

Just like everyone else.

Some guidelines: I am ONLY accepting written commissions (no crappy drawings, sorry), but they can be ANYthing written. I have no scruples about this, if you need a poem or term paper written for a class and you have no ideas or no time or just plain don't feel like doing it, contact me. We'll work something out.

Here's my resume:

Jai M. McGrainer
Writer

Work History
Comfy Chair Games
-wrote three back-stories for the rule book "Spinespur: Punishment"; three out of three were accepted to the final project.

Tynafaye Typing
-self-owned and operated typing/paper-writing business in high school

Education
Temple University
2003-2005 English B.A.
-earned Creative Writing certificate, as no minor was available
-was two points shy of graduating Magna Cum Laude

Bucks County Community College
2002-2003 Liberal Arts A.A.
-graduated with honors

Interests
Writing.


I am not kidding, folks. This is serious business. Tell your friends.


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